Questions:

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?
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1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!

Now Really! Just what were you thinking?

Lol, I figured some of them out, but by the time I got to #5, my mind was firmly set on sex mode. As a side note, these riddles should be a great way to have fun and get her thinking about sex unconciously.

Quote:What is your Dirty IQ

I think it was pretty high ... now if only my real IQ was as high *sigh*

(08-18-2009 11:06 AM)mark-in-dallas Wrote:  Now Really! Just what were you thinking?

:red face: weeeell... i got all the correct answers wrong just by reading the first 2 words


but hey! i am interested if you can do better watch adult content 4
hours a day for the last 4-5 years and try to answer the question again