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U.S. Government Announces Change of National Emblem
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Smile U.S. Government Announces Change of National Emblem
12-22-2009 7:05 PM

The government today announced that it will be changing its emblem from an Eagle to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the governments political stance.


A Condom allows for:
Halts production
Destroys the next generation
Protects a bunch of dicks
And gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

The older I get the less threatening a life sentence sounds

Sympathy for the Devil only results in victimized angels.
12-22-2009 7:05 PM
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