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The worst biggest conspiracy ever!
09-14-2019 2:36 PM

(All in humor guys, please enjoy a chuckle)

Since there has been so much discussion about alternative beliefs and conspiracy theories lately, I now present to you the terrible reality of a world gone awry that we have all been exposed to and lied to about. Presented as light-hearted family fun, innocent, and affluent, the terrible truth has been paraded in front of us while those in the know evilly chuckle at how easy we are to fool.

Forget a flat-earth, forget the alien cover-ups, this is HUGE!

The Jetsons takes place in a post-apocalyptic world that, through the result of terrible warfare, scorched and ruined the sky, and bombed the few remaining earth-bound inhabitants back into the Stone Age. These poor mutated victims were paraded in front of us and called the Flintstones!

Laugh if you will, but I shall cite the evidence.

First and foremost, the Jetsons obviously live on a planet that has been destroyed. The natural environment is gone and the surface is considered uninhabitable. There are very few humans left alive and robots do almost all of the work. Even George Jetson is a “full time” employee at Spacely Sprockets working the overwhelming schedule of 9 hours per week. The rest of their time is spent shopping (in the clouds), getting into their spaceship / car and traveling off-planet for dinner.

You see the Jetsons bopping about in the clouds where everything is located and traveling to distant planets, but they never once even think about going down to the surface of their own planet. It is never even mentioned!

Obviously, the elites of the world escaped their certain death and doom by migrating to far above the stratosphere and rebuilding a life of luxury there using their advanced technology to maintain themselves.

Secondly we have the Fintstones.

The Flinstones takes place in a post-apocalyptic world after nuclear devastation. All forms of electric power and advanced technology have been destroyed and no longer function due to the EMP pulses and ionic disruption in the atmosphere.

What’s more, we are shown that many creatures mutated into large dinosaur-like creatures and while some of them have been domesticated, many more have developed intelligence and speech and now are the driving forces of an eco-friendly technology.

As far as mutations go, we see that the males are now mostly stocky with squarish heads and the women have all become Barbie Doll types with a tiny waist and lithe legs.

These micro-mutated humans live in a mockery of the world that once was, utilizing natural materials such as stone and wood. All of their lives, entertainments, and even social rituals are haunting emulations of the lives of a few generations ago before the earth was destroyed in a cataclysmic war.

Finally we have the clues they forgot to wipe from the record. There are things that link the two.

Both the surface dwelling Flinstones and the Cloud dwelling Jetsons share a common root language. There are some changes in phrases and structure from dialectal drift, but much like an American, Australian, and someone from the UK; they can still converse with each other.

Secondly, we see some preserved surface flora in the Jetsons which is almost exactly like the now mutated plant life on the surface.

Thirdly we have George Jetson’s dog Astro. Obviously the canines of the cloud dwellers were somewhat affected by the radiation that mutated all the surface fauna. Astro, while nowhere near as intelligent as the surface dwelling animals, shows some of the signs such as heightened awareness, intellect, and some speech capacities.


Also, accounting for the genetic drift of the surface survivors from mutation, you can see the Fred Flinstone’s boss, Mr. Slate; and George Jetson’s boss, Cosmo Spacely share “ruling class” genetic features such as the darker cheeks and chin area, lack of head hair, and shorter arms. It is obvious that the wealthy elites shared common genetic traits before the apocalypse. Even the names seem to share common roots Space/Slate from a previously shared language.

The huge agent Mulder-worthy smoking gun is in the Great Gazoo. This intelligent life form does not come from another planet, but is a mutated cloud dweller. He obviously has altered DNA, from genetic engineering or from radiation is uncertain, because he is diminutive and his skin has a greenish pallor. But he speaks the Jetson dialect of their common tongue, wears the same style of clothing as the cloud dwellers and even rides around in a compact version of the very same model car that George Jetson flies! It even makes the same engine sound! Gazoo is obviously one of the few from the clouds that knows the surface below is not only inhabited, but that life flourishes there.

As a bonus clue of this horrible conspiracy to hide the Hanna Barberic truth from us, we have the 1987 movie the Jetsons Meet the Flintstones. Not only did the conspirators establish that it exists in the same universe, much like area 51 being admitted, they also left obvious signs there in the movie proving that it all happened on the same planet at the same time.

While we are told that Elroy’s time machine did not work and sent them to the past, even the most uneducated student of science can tell by the way the machine is designed and by how it is controlled that it is a teleportation machine, not a time machine. It neither transported the Jetsons to the future or the past; it merely transported them to the surface that the Jetsons have long though inhospitable for life.

You may believe what you want. The truth is out there! the G-Files

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(This post was last modified: 09-14-2019 2:41 PM by Gladen.)
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RE: The worst biggest conspiracy ever!
09-14-2019 6:38 PM

It's worse than that. I have seen intelligence that both were drawn on the same kind of paper, and that the creators worked in the same building.

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11-12-2019 9:57 PM

I love it.

just think of all those neo-primitive mutant barbie women who would do anything for a couple Cogswell granola bars or some soap.
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11-13-2019 9:01 AM

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