MX292 Field Report
09-19-2009 10:02 PM
Background rant
I've used mones so long I've managed to stumble into products and home-brew mixes to handle every situation my little legs carry me into. Nothing systematic here, just a "hunt "˜n peck" approach. Some of the concoctions I've acquired these past 6 years didn't do jack squat and dozens of them languish in my mone cabinet. IMPI, Instant Shine, Chikara and many of the P series come to mind.
Of course the good mone products and mixes get used over and over because I know they work. They become like a comfy pair of broke-in jeans and sneakers. LoveScent's variant of A314 (classic 7-mone formula) and Scent of Eros hit the mark for me and rise to the level of "broke-in jeans and sneakers." I wear A314/Scent of Eros everyday at work and actually feel a bit nekid without them. New Pheromone Additive mixed 5 parts cologne to 1 part New Pheromone Additive is my fav horndog mix. Set it off with a zap of TAA and alpha androstenol and I'm good to go for a hot date or drunken night on the town.
Field test
What I'm saying in this roundabout way is trying something new feels counterproductive when my shit ain't broke. After all, I could toss an entire evening of fun with a crappy P-series or MX dud. So it took me a long time to actually try MX292. First I took it to Vegas in August and results were underwhelming. I found it nearly impossible to pull my GF away from the tables and slots. In fact, everybody in the downtown casinos seemed to be hardcore gamblers and didn't give a damn about socializing, let alone sex. So I chalked that failure up to human greed. Money aways trumps sex and friendship!
Classroom test
The Fall semester started and I was back in the classroom. Friggen mone test nirvana. For the first 3 weeks I wore my usual "base-coat" of Love Scent A314 and Scent of Eros , often with a dash of TAA. I got the normal respectful vibes and friendly communication, but no heavy flirting from coeds or female faculty.
This last week I added two sprays of MX292 to my base-coat. I applied it in my office and stepped into the classroom minutes later. I was going about my business setting up gear and felt like a laser was burning my ass. I looked up and noticed 4 or 5 of the female students were staring at me intently. Almost a DIHLs look with a dash of "come thither." It was unnerving so I smiled and greeted them and started handing out the quiz.
A few minutes into the quiz a cute Filipina, one of the Deer in the headlights girls, literally leaped out of her seat and sat next to me, pressing her outer thigh against my leg and began whispering intently in my ear. I could feel the warmth of her breath and, I admit, along with her scent, was a turn-on. I could feel a little twitch in my jeans. Whatever, the point is, she's usually like a buddha in class and students don't normally press up against me to ask a BS question. Incidentally, the staring thing continued through the entire class. I talked to the cute Filipina and her friend after class, and all I got were endless giggling and fidgeting. I could be wrong but I sensed sexual tension.
Female faculty test
After class the new piano professor came over to talk (I'm her boss). Now she's always been friendly and is an attractive Korean woman about 20 years my junior. Normally we talk for 5 or 10 minutes and she rushes off. Damned if she wouldn't leave. Basically she was flirting with me and it was getting intense. She has never done this before. So I start walking to my office, thinking she'd go home and she follows me like a little lost puppy dog. I open the door and the scent of MX292 is still strong in the room. And, yep, she says "it smells really good in here. Is that your cologne?" So we hang out for an hour or so. I was suffering from a terrible case of blue balls and really wanted to lift up her skirt finish her right there. I figured we should get the hell out of my office before anything happens. Her face looked kinda flushed. So we head for the cafeteria and, suddenly she gets a really distressed look on her face, makes a lame excuse and bolts like a wild dog. Actually I was relieved as she's happily married and I suspect she remembered husband and kid...
Final thoughts
My conclusion? MX292 is a horndog's delight. With such power comes responsibility so use it wisely. I won't be wearing it at work anymore. I enjoy "catch and release" but not at work.
Finally, a couple technical observations. The scent package in MX292 isn't very good. It starts out mildly pleasant--smells like a cheap teen cologne--and, after dry down, is very sour and acidic. After a couple hours the androstenone funk is leaking through in an big way. Obvious the scent package isn't an effective cover. It may be my imagination, but MX292 reminds me of the the results and mone funk of the late and ill-fated PheroProof.
Ah don't wanna pickle...just wanna ride mah motosickle!
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