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Greatest one or two line humorous phrases
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dsouza
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Greatest one or two line humorous phrases
06-06-2021 5:45 PM

What’s your famous one or two line punchers?

I’m thinking of making a thread of the funniest comebacks on pherotruth!

I’ll start:

1) (Said back to an angry or rude man) “He had about as much charisma as a dry piece of toast.”

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RE: Greatest one or two line humorous phrases
06-06-2021 11:06 PM

Oh jeez. My family is big on one liners.

“you must have me confused with someone who gives a shit“
“ things are more like they used to be than they are today”
When leaving - “Glad you got to see me!”
“ i’m so hungry my bellybutton is rubbing a blister on my back bone“
“When I was your age I was getting more butt than a toilet seat”

Those aren’t necessarily jokes. But they are one liners!

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RE: Greatest one or two line humorous phrases
06-07-2021 7:53 AM

I take it back....unfuck you

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