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10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......
(08-18-2009 9:57 AM)mark-in-dallas Wrote: [ -> ]3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

ROFLMAO!!! That's just great. I can never see an erection again without this coming to mind. You just made sex hilarious P
(08-20-2009 5:45 AM)TearsOfJoy Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-18-2009 9:57 AM)mark-in-dallas Wrote: [ -> ]3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

ROFLMAO!!! That's just great. I can never see an erection again without this coming to mind. You just made sex hilarious P

I feel bad for the guy. Soon as he busts it out, you'll start laughing. P
(08-20-2009 9:29 AM)zeph Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-20-2009 5:45 AM)TearsOfJoy Wrote: [ -> ]ROFLMAO!!! That's just great. I can never see an erection again without this coming to mind. You just made sex hilarious P

I feel bad for the guy. Soon as he busts it out, you'll start laughing. P
Haha, seriously! He's gonna be scarred for life.
Yeah.... I'll just tell him it's not his fault, but Marks.... That has to help, right? P
(08-20-2009 12:32 PM)TearsOfJoy Wrote: [ -> ]Yeah.... I'll just tell him it's not his fault, but Marks.... That has to help, right? P


Unless his name is Mark.Eek
It'll help if you tell him *why* it's Mark's fault. Otherwise it'll just drive him crazy. Big Grin
(08-20-2009 12:32 PM)TearsOfJoy Wrote: [ -> ]Yeah.... I'll just tell him it's not his fault, but Marks.... That has to help, right? P

Hmmm, I guess I should take that as a compliment, one look at another mans pecker and you burst out in laughter, telling him that your laughing at him because of me. Yeah, I'll just take that as I read it! Angel P
Lol @ all responses!

Oh Mark, how I have missed your humorous additions to my day Smile
(08-20-2009 11:13 AM)Phya Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-20-2009 9:29 AM)zeph Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-20-2009 5:45 AM)TearsOfJoy Wrote: [ -> ]ROFLMAO!!! That's just great. I can never see an erection again without this coming to mind. You just made sex hilarious P

I feel bad for the guy. Soon as he busts it out, you'll start laughing. P
Haha, seriously! He's gonna be scarred for life.

I almost fell off my chair laughing hahahahhaha!!!!!!!
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