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What is your Dirty IQ
08-18-2009 10:06 AM

Questions:

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?
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1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!

Now Really! Just what were you thinking?

Nobody changes until the pain of staying the same becomes greater than the pain of change....
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RE: What is your Dirty IQ
08-18-2009 11:47 AM

Lol, I figured some of them out, but by the time I got to #5, my mind was firmly set on sex mode. As a side note, these riddles should be a great way to have fun and get her thinking about sex unconciously.
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08-18-2009 3:15 PM

Quote:What is your Dirty IQ

I think it was pretty high Big Grin ... now if only my real IQ was as high *sigh*
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08-18-2009 3:32 PM

(08-18-2009 10:06 AM)mark-in-dallas Wrote:  Now Really! Just what were you thinking?

:red face: weeeell... i got all the correct answers wrong Rolleyes just by reading the first 2 words Big Grin


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