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Unwanted Hit
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08-25-2009 2:12 AM

I applied 2 sprays of Heat (The Edge with a foul herbal scent a stone's throw from Spaceland), covered it with Realm spiked with clove & cedar EOs and went shopping at Longs Drugs. I figured what the bloody hell, nobody will wanna come near me with that shit on. Freakin' people repellant.

With iPod in ear, I meandered mindlessly among the makeup, shampoo and other drug store trash. But all was not well in paradise: I had a lingering feeling somebody was watching me. Yep, a creepy, plump 'n hairy dude was following me and staring at my ass. Damn! Why not a hot housewife or cute teenage girl? I was getting uncomfortable and considered grabbing the nearest large article and beating him senseless with it. Or maybe pelting him with cans of Spam and dog food.

A few minutes later he approached me in the checkout line, told me I smelled fabulous and asked what I was wearing. I barked pakalolo (Hawaiian for Mary Jane) in a badass voice expecting he'd get the message and hit the bricks (he did). Well, I suppose hits from gay men go with the territory. The risks we take for science...

Ah don't wanna pickle...just wanna ride mah motosickle! Twisted
08-25-2009 2:12 AM
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08-25-2009 6:59 AM

LOL hahahaha Great report!!! But you shouldn't have been sooo mean to him! P
08-25-2009 6:59 AM
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08-25-2009 11:39 AM

LOL


I am tired of being hit on by gay men... They say the nicest things... but fuck....


If you thought straight guys were lewd.... holy shit... these guys are down right.. scandaless....
08-25-2009 11:39 AM
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08-25-2009 11:51 AM

lol, this is priceless! I like the spam throwing idea, that'd be an interesting sight.... Big Grin
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08-25-2009 4:36 PM

(08-25-2009 11:39 AM)djAndarial Wrote:  LOL


I am tired of being hit on by gay men... They say the nicest things... but fuck....


If you thought straight guys were lewd.... holy shit... these guys are down right.. scandaless....

Well, they tend to be really direct and forward. I used to play dinner music in a fancy restaurant and, of course, all the waiters were gay. They seemed to think I'd be an easy conversion and were relentless. At first it was flattering but I was starting to feel like a gay magnet and wished they'd knock it off...

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08-25-2009 6:06 PM

(08-25-2009 11:51 AM)Curiouschic Wrote:  ...I like the spam throwing idea, that'd be an interesting sight.... Big Grin


Ya, Spam is a big deal on the islands.

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08-25-2009 6:06 PM
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08-25-2009 7:18 PM

i get eyed by gay guys alot...... iv got a thread bout y that might be......... but yea, its that feeling that you wanna just grab the nearest girl and start making out with her, just to get his eyes off you lol

how big was he? mark has a thing for mounting and humping large animals...... preferably mechanical ;)

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08-25-2009 7:25 PM

(08-25-2009 6:06 PM)Mtnjim Wrote:  
(08-25-2009 11:51 AM)Curiouschic Wrote:  ...I like the spam throwing idea, that'd be an interesting sight.... Big Grin


Ya, Spam is a big deal on the islands.

...and among Koreans. Spam finds its way into numerous meals some how.. Smile

Funny story Gegogi. If you threw the cans, you never know, he mighta liked it and came asking for more. P Yeah, gay hits are definitely not what we're looking for, but if the hits are consistent, maybe you should make your own Mystery Boy. There's obviously some market out there.

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08-27-2009 12:37 AM

(08-25-2009 2:12 AM)Gegogi Wrote:  I applied 2 sprays of Heat (The Edge with a foul herbal scent a stone's throw from Spaceland), covered it with Realm spiked with clove & cedar EOs and went shopping at Longs Drugs. I figured what the bloody hell, nobody will wanna come near me with that shit on. Freakin' people repellant.

With iPod in ear, I meandered mindlessly among the makeup, shampoo and other drug store trash. But all was not well in paradise: I had a lingering feeling somebody was watching me. Yep, a creepy, plump 'n hairy dude was following me and staring at my ass. Damn! Why not a hot housewife or cute teenage girl? I was getting uncomfortable and considered grabbing the nearest large article and beating him senseless with it. Or maybe pelting him with cans of Spam and dog food.

A few minutes later he approached me in the checkout line, told me I smelled fabulous and asked what I was wearing. I barked pakalolo (Hawaiian for Mary Jane) in a badass voice expecting he'd get the message and hit the bricks (he did). Well, I suppose hits from gay men go with the territory. The risks we take for science...

LOL! Great report, G.

I guess that's what ya get for wearing Hello Kitty panties. P

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08-27-2009 12:37 AM
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08-27-2009 3:03 AM

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Congrads Bella, it's your 69th post! If I could, I'd gladly loan you a pair of my fav Hello Kitty panties to celebrate! Nothing more festive than Hello Kitty!

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