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The 10 things men would do if they had a vagina for a day
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The 10 things men would do if they had a vagina for a day
08-18-2009 10:56 AM

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

Nobody changes until the pain of staying the same becomes greater than the pain of change....
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08-18-2009 11:01 AM

(08-18-2009 10:56 AM)mark-in-dallas Wrote:  10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

LOL. I miss your jokes and funnies Mark. =D
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08-18-2009 7:44 PM

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Good grief!!! lol P
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05-15-2017 8:44 PM

Haaaaaaaaah. I was searching info for vaginally fluids and copulins. And this came up. Lol lol lol.

This made me laugh for a good 2 minutes straight. Lol.

Here's for bumping old threads about almost 8 years old. And for everyone to have a good day. Smile
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05-16-2017 10:55 AM

sideLol
An x and I used to have scavenger hunts to find things to put up there. Sword hilt. Drum stick. Polished crystals. Stuff from the kitchen, you name it. Fun times. Would definitely have fun if I had a vag for a day Smile

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05-16-2017 8:53 PM

10. Find some mirrors.

09. Cross legs.

08. Do a split.

07. Explore myself manually.

06. Play with small toys.

05. Play with large toys.

04. Find a symbian.

03. Find a chick to go down on me

02. Find a chick to ride my strap on and another to eat me out.

01. Have a lesbian orgy!!!!!
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05-16-2017 9:09 PM

(05-16-2017 8:53 PM)amp11220 Wrote:  04. Find a symbian.

This guy knows whats up sideLol

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PSX: Evolve, Ascend, Cohesion, A1
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