(03-18-2012 5:21 AM)k.kisiala Wrote:  There are no rules in sex

Without rules sex could not exist ! ! ! !

Of course there are rules in sex, a lot are the same as in american football. You get hit with the illegal formation when you do the smooth reach around to unclasp her bra and find that it is a front clasp instead or a back one. Delay of game occurs when the action is paused due to a rest room run secondary to having to many beers earlier. Illegal procedure can be thrown if you move from one area to another before the full attention has been played to the first area. You can be flagged for offsides if your boxers slip off prior to her undies. Improper equipment is in play if you find yourself having to fight your way through layers of clothing. Personal foul is a bad one and used if nibbling becomes to hard and that dreaded illegal contact flag if you try to sneak to a more darker area and it is not wanted LOL. So yes, there are rules to sex LOL.

Well played sptsmed!

(03-21-2012 7:37 AM)k.kisiala Wrote:  What exactly do you mean ?

Hello my friend i guess that i am probably far too scientifically minded for my own good sometimes, the way i understand it is that rules of conduct apply to everything contained in the universe and of course this applies to molecules and specifically the behavior of atomic particles.

On a lighter note here is some interesting reading cheers terry . . .

http://www.yourtango.com/201085843/5-mis...making-bed

http://www.lemondrop.com/2010/11/17/9-se...k-tonight/

(03-21-2012 7:48 AM)Sptsmed Wrote:  Of course there are rules in sex, a lot are the same as in american football. You get hit with the illegal formation when you do the smooth reach around to unclasp her bra and find that it is a front clasp instead or a back one. Delay of game occurs when the action is paused due to a rest room run secondary to having to many beers earlier. Illegal procedure can be thrown if you move from one area to another before the full attention has been played to the first area. You can be flagged for offsides if your boxers slip off prior to her undies. Improper equipment is in play if you find yourself having to fight your way through layers of clothing. Personal foul is a bad one and used if nibbling becomes to hard and that dreaded illegal contact flag if you try to sneak to a more darker area and it is not wanted LOL. So yes, there are rules to sex LOL.

Yes, you definitely could get an objectionable conduct flag, if you go deep into the endzone.