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One for Zeph, Phya and the other students - Why studying is better than sex!
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One for Zeph, Phya and the other students - Why studying is better than sex!
08-18-2009 10:11 AM

Why Studying Is Better Than Sex


10. You can usually find someone to do it with.

9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.

8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.

7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.

6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.

5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."

4. You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time.

3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.

2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.

1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help.

Nobody changes until the pain of staying the same becomes greater than the pain of change....
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08-18-2009 10:28 AM

(08-18-2009 10:11 AM)mark-in-dallas Wrote:  Why Studying Is Better Than Sex


10. You can usually find someone to do it with.

9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.

8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.

7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.

6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.

5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."

4. You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time.

3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.

2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.

1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help.

LOLOLOL. At first I thought this was why SEX was better than studying. Got to the first three and was a bit confused. "#10... damn, guess I SUCK at that... #9... wait what? You can? #8.... ok wtf... something is wrong... Oh. fuck. Studying better than sex." Then I stopped reading. LOL j/k. =)
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08-18-2009 5:21 PM

Haha, I wish I were having sex instead of studying...damn. Maybe when I get a little free time. I hate summer sessions.."oh, it shouldn't be too difficult to study for your final and have a draft of your final paper due on the same day, right?" these profs need to think out their syllabi out a bit more.
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08-22-2009 4:47 PM

(08-18-2009 5:21 PM)Phya Wrote:  Haha, I wish I were having sex instead of studying...damn. Maybe when I get a little free time. I hate summer sessions.."oh, it shouldn't be too difficult to study for your final and have a draft of your final paper due on the same day, right?" these profs need to think out their syllabi out a bit more.
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Yes, they should get together. They often don't communicate and it results in loading up their students with too much work at the same time.

Espresso anyone? Eek Big Grin
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