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Laid Brand And Lap Dances
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Laid Brand And Lap Dances
05-18-2012 9:28 AM

How's that for a catchy title?

I'm a fifty year old male who bears a striking resemblence to Drew Carey and George Costanza's middle-aged love child. Because of this tragic condition, I've gone to the strip club more often than most.

Last night, I washed and shampooed with Dirty Clean Shampoo and Bodywash and headed out to my favorite haunt.

At strip clubs, I judge a pheromone product's effectiveness by the percentage of mini-lap dances and cheek and neck kisses I receive at "pervert row", the area where customers tip the stage dancers.

Rather than bore you with details, I'm just going to give you the stats.

The general average is that thirty percent of dancers will give me a mini-lapdance. Roughly the same percentage will kiss me. This doesn't bother me because it's generally more than the other middle-aged males get. Mini-lap dances and kisses tend to be aimed more at the young studs than guys like me.

Last night, four out of five dancers (80%) grinded on me and the same percentage kissed me on the cheek. One girl kissed but didn't grind and another grinded but didn't kiss.

I guess I should thank Laid Brand for helping me to vastly exceed my baseline percentage. Beer
(This post was last modified: 05-18-2012 9:29 AM by SyraBrian.)
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Laid Brand And Lap Dances - SyraBrian - 05-18-2012 9:28 AM
RE: Laid Brand And Lap Dances - dbot - 05-18-2012, 1:20 PM
RE: Laid Brand And Lap Dances - Data4 - 05-18-2012, 1:26 PM
RE: Laid Brand And Lap Dances - SyraBrian - 06-04-2012, 12:43 PM
RE: Laid Brand And Lap Dances - SyraBrian - 06-21-2012, 10:43 AM
RE: Laid Brand And Lap Dances - Kahotep - 05-09-2013, 1:16 PM
RE: Laid Brand And Lap Dances - Kahotep - 05-09-2013, 3:24 PM
RE: Laid Brand And Lap Dances - Kahotep - 05-10-2013, 11:54 AM
RE: Laid Brand And Lap Dances - SyraBrian - 05-10-2013, 12:55 PM
RE: Laid Brand And Lap Dances - Kahotep - 05-10-2013, 4:59 PM
RE: Laid Brand And Lap Dances - SyraBrian - 09-06-2013, 12:50 PM

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