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Funny Captain story.
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Funny Captain story.
05-01-2015 10:07 PM

Just a quick snippet for a chuckle. When I ordered in EFZ recently, it came with a sample of Captain. I used three little squirts from the sample bottle and went to work. The self effects make me nervous, I'm laughing and having a great time talking a lot of smack to and about people. I should probably calm down because I was taking some jabs at the boss. He took it alright, though.
So three hours in at my factory job and I went to break. There's an older lady in here that has been watching me ever since I said hi to her a couple hours ago. I approach the vending machine and she asks me what I'm getting. So I answer, "A sandwich." And she turns away. So I stick the sandwich in the microwave and she turns back around and asks "Did you get the sandwich? What's on it? Were there any more?" and I say "Just some sort of meat and cheese. I don't know if there's more." Then I go to sit down. A few minutes later she comes over and starts leaning in and really eyeballing my sandwich and says, "That looks good. What kind of bread is that?" and I say "White. It's just plain white bread." And she says "Well nevermind. I don't want one then." and storms off.
So today I learned that the effects of Captain include having the most interesting sandwiches.

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05-02-2015 5:02 AM

Hahahahahaha awesome!

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05-02-2015 6:53 AM

Ahahahaha!

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05-02-2015 7:02 PM

LOL!!


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