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Doctor's Appointment
03-24-2010 8:14 AM

I went to the doctor yesterday. I had a stalk of celery stuck in one ear, a carrot stuck in the other ear, and a pineapple stuck up my nose. I ask the doctor "What's wrong with me doc?" He says "Well it's obvious. You're not eating properly."

I have decided to change my lifestyle. I will now live my life in such a way that when I roll out of bed every morning, the second my feet hit the ground, God and Satan will both say "Oh shit, he's awake!!!"
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03-24-2010 10:21 AM

AAARRGGHH!

I will have to remember this one for the DH. He is the master of groaners...if it is a dumb, clean joke he knows it - and tells it to everyone within hearing range.
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03-24-2010 3:33 PM

LOL sounds like DH and I would get along pretty good hehehe

I have decided to change my lifestyle. I will now live my life in such a way that when I roll out of bed every morning, the second my feet hit the ground, God and Satan will both say "Oh shit, he's awake!!!"
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