Once upon a time there were Trojans and KY Jelly...nothing to be confused about...they pretty much sucked (or did they?) but hey, it was the Reagan era, nobody was having sex anyway .

Then things changed. Trojans and KY came out from under the drugstore counter and were put on full display in front of God, the Surgeon General and everybody...and ridiculed cuz they looked like medical supplies instead of something you would want in bed with your SO. The packages got updated, colorized, and advertized. Foreign competitors arrived. NASA invented Astroglide and the colorful and flavorful neon world of the Waldrugs Family Planning and Intimacy Aisle was born.

So what about it guys and girls? Ribbed? Baggy Tip? Mint? Urethane? And what about glycerin, silicone, aloe, or organic carrageenan?

Is it all too complicated? Does anybody really read the fine print? Did something blow your mind when you found it? Ever get a rash? :red face: What are the best and worst things to have between you and paradise?