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03-24-2010 7:15 AM

I was driving down this country road on Sunday. I turn a corner and WHAM!!!! There's a bull in the middle of the road and I hit it with my car and kill it. I feel so horrible!!!! I go to the farmers house and knock on the door and the farmer answers. I tell him "I am so so sorry. I just hit your bull with my car and killed it. I feel so bad about it I want to replace your bull for you." The farmer says "Fine, suit yourself. The cow's around back."

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03-24-2010 8:04 AM

Wooooo! 'Here Bessy!' Eek

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LMAO..... kinda like throwing a hot dog down a hall way.. Sarcastic hand

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(03-24-2010 7:15 AM)PapaWolf Wrote:  I was driving down this country road on Sunday. I turn a corner and WHAM!!!! There's a bull in the middle of the road and I hit it with my car and kill it. I feel so horrible!!!! I go to the farmers house and knock on the door and the farmer answers. I tell him "I am so so sorry. I just hit your bull with my car and killed it. I feel so bad about it I want to replace your bull for you." The farmer says "Fine, suit yourself. The cow's around back."

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