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Barn Yard Antics.
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03-24-2010 7:15 AM

I was driving down this country road on Sunday. I turn a corner and WHAM!!!! There's a bull in the middle of the road and I hit it with my car and kill it. I feel so horrible!!!! I go to the farmers house and knock on the door and the farmer answers. I tell him "I am so so sorry. I just hit your bull with my car and killed it. I feel so bad about it I want to replace your bull for you." The farmer says "Fine, suit yourself. The cow's around back."

I have decided to change my lifestyle. I will now live my life in such a way that when I roll out of bed every morning, the second my feet hit the ground, God and Satan will both say "Oh shit, he's awake!!!"
03-24-2010 7:15 AM
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Barn Yard Antics. - PapaWolf - 03-24-2010 7:15 AM
RE: Barn Yard Antics. - Snoopyace - 03-24-2010, 8:04 AM
RE: Barn Yard Antics. - PapaWolf - 03-24-2010, 9:03 AM
RE: Barn Yard Antics. - Hyper - 03-24-2010, 9:33 AM

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