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....Ascend!
04-28-2012 11:45 PM
Greetings all! Received a 1 ml sample of ascend in oil form this past Thursday afternoon with my pre-release evolve and I'm actually a little surprised at how no one has commented on the ascend sample yet cuz... It's f****** awesome! Unfortunately I couldn't party or come across an occasion to test out evolve, but as a security guard in downtown San Diego I thought ascend yesterday would be perfect!
Let me preface this review by saying that this is the first time me ever having the chance to try out an alpha male/leader product so I unfortunately can't compare it to the likes of wolf, a314 and etc. I hope the guys with these products and the ascend sample can chime in on this.
First thing I noticed when I opened the vial up was that it has a really strong weird spicy pungent smell, and I dont like it. It took about 45 min or so for the smell to dissipitate to an acceptable level to where bystanders can't smell it in elevators and such. The other thing I noticed was that despite the weird smell, I got happy, really happy and I started smiling. I felt totally carefree and in the moment all day, and people noticed this! Id buy this stuff just for the self effects. Talk about a boost confidence, I didn't have problems dealing people at all.
People seemed to give me an extra dose of respect as well of course. One small example was following this one "particular" lawyer out of the elevator to the exit and having him open the door for me saying "here let me get that for you". If you knew the guy youd surely expect him to just look down at you and close the entrance door on your face, I didn't get a smile with that but it's def sign this formula has merit. Little things like that occurred throughout the day, it was definitely an aha moment for me.
Now all I gotta do know is try out evolve... Hmm, if it's half as good as this stuff it would rock with ascend. But I digress, I feel like an infomercial now lol.
SteveO, when is this stuff coming out?
PS I'm doing the review out of my phone so I apologize in advance for any spelling or grammar errors.
(This post was last modified: 04-28-2012 11:47 PM by MangoEruption.)
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RE: ....Ascend!
06-08-2012 10:19 PM
Sorry for the long delay in reporting the last use of ascend, I have been away at fort Irwin doing an NTC rotation. Anyways, I decided to use the last bit of ascend today at my civilian job.
Application: approximately .2 ml
I have to say this stuff is alpha personified, but this is smooth juice. I felt the same self effects as I previously noted. I noticed I had an easier, more natural urge to look people directly in the eye when I was talking to them. I only noted one good hit today with this stuff and it was at a robeks when I was waiting for my smoothie. A stylish girl with her friends who were all wearing black dresses (a dead giveaway in the area that they're Paul Mitchell students) walked in and gave the subtlest of double takes when she entered. While she was ordering she fidgeted and dropped some change, then she dropped a pamphlet before joining her posse. If she was only my type, even I could tell the work was cut out for me.
Suffice it to say, everyone today was happy to see me (Friday?) and no one gave me crap so I guess it all turned great. If only I had more ascend, I need an alpha for my collection
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RE: ....Ascend!
06-08-2012 11:42 PM
Long. I have the spray version, and it lasts and lasts. 6+ hours
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