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Alfa Donna
03-24-2010 3:48 PM
I think I have a handle on this one now so I'll review it.
This shipped same day as ordered, communication was good, and it was adorably packaged. Came with a sheet of paper explaining usage tips.
Tipsheet also indicated that if you are looking for your soulmate and love of your life, this ain't the product (said to try Achar instead). It emphasized that Alfa Dona was for animalic, instant, get-laid attraction.
So I wear it to work....
Anyhoo...
7AM - 3 sprays - 1 back of head, 1 each side of neck.
No real self effects, although I am awfully jaunty for about an hour afterwards. Could be, but more likely just a good mood on a sunny Spring day.
I am suddenly the belle of the office. Everybody wants my attention. Boss and coworkers are jossing about and cracking jokes and the mood is much lightened from yesterday despite the constant panicked phone calls from clients (we are a health insurance brokerage - go figure!). In fact, I finally have to cut the old Boss off and tell him to go away, I have studying to do for my CE credits. He still keeps coming back to check on me and make inane statements. I consider that a hit.
I am also informed by each person in the building that they are going to lunch, what do I want for lunch, is my lunch good, do I want anything....on and on. OK, I get it, you all are concerned for me. Thanks.
An incident with a coworker's seaweed snacky takes on epic proportions as EVERYONE wants to know why I am giggling, and they all gather around and have to try some for themselves. And everyone wants to make sure I know how THEY feel about them.
Holy crap - what is this stuff, True Confession or Alfa Donna!?!
See - JUST NOW there was another friend who just had to come spend 10 minutes asking me how I'm doing....
So I bought this because I wanted the hip-swagger, tail wagging, wink-and-a-pinch feel I got with the old Super Sexy for Women (Love Potion). So time to do the Walmart test.
Refreshed 3 more sprays, same as before.
Hit lunchtime Wally. Now I've got some of the swagger going on. Seems every dude in the lunch-foods section is deeply interested in the same stuff I'm looking at. Just for yucks I start a convo. Oops - there goes the blushing and the nervous foot shuffling. He and 4 strangers (yeah I glanced back to count) watch me wander off to the fruits...lettin' her get away boys! Better step up!
Wimps.
This is the second time I've worn it. First time was with DH and we were out and about but he monopolized my time, so all I can say was that DH thought the vanilla smelled OK.
Alfa Donna is pretty decent. Maybe not as fiercely sexual as they portray - Blatant Invitation seems to hold that title - it says "Looking to get laid boys - step up and give it a shot".
Alfa Dona seems to say "Watch me swagger, chums! Don't you adore me?".
ETA: Wow I just read my own report. Due to the nearly unintelligible nature of this review, I think maybe I OD'd. Alfa Donna may be stronger than I gave her credit for.
(This post was last modified: 06-07-2011 9:39 AM by Willow.)
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RE: Alfa Dona
03-26-2010 3:27 AM
(03-24-2010 3:48 PM)Willow Wrote: I think I have a handle on this one now so I'll review it.
Tipsheet also indicated that if you are looking for your soulmate and love of your life, this ain't the product (said to try Achar instead). It emphasized that Alfa Dona was for animalic, instant, get-laid attraction.
Willow Wrote:So I bought this because I wanted the hip-swagger, tail wagging, wink-and-a-pinch feel I got with the old Super Sexy for Women (Love Potion).
Yowza! Great review, Willow.
Well, I'm not looking for the love of my life, that position has already been filled. I really liked the old Super Sexy for Women. It made me wanna swing my stuff! :dance2:
Alpha Donna sounds like it could be fun, especially when I'm in the mood to snare an unsuspecting Wolf. I think I could get into being an Alpha Domina. Though I don't think I'll be wearing it to work. Spring is coming and they're already frisky enough...lol.
Willow Wrote: First time was with DH and we were out and about but he monopolized my time, so all I can say was that DH thought the vanilla smelled OK.
I guess the vanilla scent isn't too strong and could probably be covered/complimented easily enough?
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RE: Alfa Donna
04-22-2010 2:45 PM
So I wore this the other day to a "Casino Night" - fundraiser for the local college - on a whim. I haven't been using Pheromones much lately, and I just grabbed the bottle and sprayed 1 in hair, 1 on chest, 1 split between wrists.
DH and I arrive at the door. There is a VERY tall (basketball maybe?) coach putting on wristbands at the door. He starts to bend down, and just freezes in place...staring at my proffered wrist. I patiently wait until he regains himself...he fumbles around with the wristband, and then smiles sheepishly - his cheeks turn all red - and then watches me walk away, while DH patiently waits for his attention. Good lord.
So the president of the college, who invited us, and who coaches with my husband, strolls over to say hi. I've met him once briefly out on the lacrosse field. Gives me a HUGE... tight... long ... hug. WTF? Um, yeah OK I am happy to see you also. At this point I remember I am wearing Alfa Donna and think "Ah, OK - that's why!"
Other points - bartenders and tendress are both overly flirty, remember who I am and what I am drinking, and kick down the likka' - nice. We sit with 3 strangers for dinner who exclaim over how funny and pretty I am (really, people, I am not an ogre, but I'm not a supermodel). One has his picture taken with me because I look like Cynthia Nixon...really?
At this point I mention to DH that I am amped with Alfa Donna and he is totally disappointed that he forgot to phero up...your loss, dude.
So later we are sitting chatting with pres and city councilman, and pres reaches over and while talking to DH, absently starts petting/stroking my freaking back. OK -a tiny bit weird...I feel like a cross between a beloved cat and a call girl...
So yeah, Alfa Donna has an effect on the menfolk, it would seem. Women responded favorably to me as well (I was on my best behavior and was receptive to conversation starters, of course. Congruence). Sometimes the Pheromones provide the best entertainment of the evening.
Oh and the theatre group that performed tried to get me to do a number with them in the buffet line. Seriously. The whole room was lucky I declined, let me tell you.
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